Rachel Gatina: [to Brooke, about Peyton] Didn't you F her BF when you two were BFFs?
Rachel Gatina: [regarding clean teens breaking people's hearts] They should have a new slogan "We break hearts, not hymens"
Brooke: I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and apparently half of them are naked.
Rachel Gatina: Well, it could've been worse, you could have got your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.
Brooke: The day's still young.
Lucas Scott: How are you holding up?
Brooke: I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?