Adrian Monk:
[
at the emergency room check-in desk, holding his head tilted back for a nose bleed, unable to see the nurse] What's she doing?
Natalie Teeger:
She's holding up the finger.
Adrian Monk:
The bad finger?
Natalie Teeger:
No, Mr. Monk, the pointy finger...
Adrian Monk:
[
during the intake, he starts arguing with the nurse about someone else going ahead of him, when he has a "head wound" too] Actually it is, technically.
Nurse Ullman:
[
losing patience with Monk] You have a bloody nose.
Adrian Monk:
Look, it's a wound! And it's on my head! Do you have a dictionary back there?... What is she doing?
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