Moordwijven (2007)

Director:

Dick Maas

Writers:

Wijo Koek (additional material)
Dick Maas (writer)

Release Date:

19 December 2007 (Belgium)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

No body is perfect

Plot:

A black comedy. When three wealthy women hire a hit man to get rid of one of their cheating husbands, everything goes wrong. |

Plot Keywords:

Cheating | Plane | Swimming Pool | Airport | Limousine

Cast

Bracha van Doesburgh	...	Kitty Kroonenberg
Hadewych Minis	...	Estelle
Sanne Wallis de Vries	...	Nicolette
Kees Boot	...	Cliff
Hans Kesting	...	Evert-Jan Kroonenberg
Bart Oomen	...	Meindert
Bart Klever	...	Ivo
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bert André	...	Funeral Director
Ellik Bargai	...	Salesman
Inge Beekman	...	Old Lady in Canta
Elisa Beuger	...	Handbag Saleswoman
Pierre Bokma	...	Dr. Bilderberg
Marle Brouwer	...	Production Assistent
Horace Cohen	...	Announcer
Margo Dames	...	Female guest
Ronald de Bruin	...	Butler
Raymonde de Kuyper	...	Housekeeper
Nicolas de Pruyssenaere	...	Roadie
Daphne de Winkel	...	Nurse
Dorien Rose Duinker	...	Laura
Gwen Eckhaus	...	Uptight Lady
Micha Fidom	...	Cosmetic Surgeon
Mattijn Hartemink	...	Tenniscoach
Alex Hollay	...	Junk
Steve Hooi	...	Security Guard
Jennifer de Jong	...	Pamela
Rubin Kingma	...	Security
Werner Kolf	...	Kuno
Lou Landré	...	Archivist
Tibor Lukács	...	Salvatore
Peer Mascini	...	Jan-Hein
Mike Meijer	...	Man eating a Herring
Harpert Michielsen	...	Male Guest
Tom Mickers	...	Poolboy
Folmer Overdiep	...	Security Guard
Rogier Philipoom	...	Mobster
Harry van Rijthoven	...	Herring vendor
Saskia Rinsma	...	Startled woman
Kelly Lee Steen	...	Assistent to Jan-Hein
Patrick Stoof	...	Clerk
Ellen Ten Damme	...	Glitterwoman
Plien van Bennekom	...	Marilou Bilderberg
Alfred van den Heuvel	...	Organizer
Michiel Varga	...	Photographer
Stefan de Walle	...	Customer
Stijn Westenend	...	3rd Assistant Director
Carly Wijs	...	Lizzy Braakhoven

Also Known As:

De botox methode (Netherlands: Dutch title) (working title)
Killer Babes (International: English title)

Runtime:

100 min

Country:

Netherlands

Language:

Dutch

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Company:

Parachute Pictures

Trivia:

According to Bracha van Doesburgh, she and her co-stars were so humorous while filming the anal bleaching scene that it started to irritate the crew.

Quotes:

Cosmetic Surgeon: Which one of the ladies had the appointment for the Anal Bleach?

Movie Connections:

Featured in The Making of 'Moordwijven' (2007) (TV)

Hideous, a waste of time

This movie sucked in a way you don't see often. Luckily I watched this movie on my CRT screen instead of my HT beamer, so I did not spend any valuable bulb hours on this so called 'movie'.

I expected much more from Dick Maas, I cannot believe that there was budget to produce this movie, who in earth wants to invest in this beforehand, with such a poor script. Probably enough people were tricked and have seen this movie in the theatre making 'moorwijven' investment wise a success, I cannot imagine that the costs of this disaster where that high...

- The story is very poor and not really original, I think Dick Maas was inspired by some dutch television series, like Gooische Vrouwen for instance.

- Very bad acting (if there was any)

- Special effects sucked big time, a character was shot in the hand, not only was it very obvious that the hand was a dummy, but also the size of the hand compared to the character was so out of proportion that it was (almost) funny to watch, although crying of my waste of time was more appropriate.

I do not recommend to see this movie at all, In fact we should forget that this movie has ever been made.