Your commentators are Vince McMahon, Randy Savage & Bobby Heenan
Shawn Michaels (C) Vs Kamala
Let's see if Michaels can carry Kamala. Michaels wins with a superkick to the back of the head. Diesel and Shawn do a number on Kamala after the match. The story here is that Kamala wasn't intelligent enough to roll him over on his stomach for the pin. Mediocre match. As good as Michaels is, he couldn't do much here.
*1/2 out of 5
Yokozuna is out for an interview, hosted by Vince. Mr. Fuji says nobody can slam Yokozuna and no athlete will at the Stars and Stripes Challenge. Fuji says America is "big fools" Vince says every time America is boxed into a corner, someone steps up to the plate and hits a home run. Then why is Donald Trump President? Fuji drones on for a bit, the fans chant USA, Yokounza says American Athletes are like American Products. They're no good. The rest is history.
The Smoking Gunns Vs Barry Horrowitz & Iron Mike Sharpe
The Gunns win in a rather lengthy squash match. Sharpe and Horrowitz made it quite competitive.
* out of 5
Money INC are out for an interview with Vince. They are no longer the tag team champions. I.R.S reassures everyone they will get a rematch. IRS and Ted Dibiase make fun of Razor Ramon for losing his money to The Kid last week. Dibiase claims Razor is stupid for giving The Kid a rematch. WOW. Razor isn't even a face yet and they're loudly chanting his name. That's why they turned him face quick. Dibiase claims they'll give Razor a job as a butler.
Adam Bomb Vs P.J Walker
Walker is Justin Credible. Bomb wins with a powerbomb. A complete and utter squash.
*1/4 out of 5
Bastion Booger Vs Crush
Crush literally slams Bastion Booger three times in succession to pin Booger. He also hits a mini-suplex on him. They were pushing Crush as a heavy favorite to slam Yokozuna. Terrible match.
3/4* out of 5
We get a bunch of NFL and superstar promos about the Stars and Stripes Slam challenge.
This was a pretty standard episode. All hyped about the Stars and Stripes Challenge. You can safely skip it.
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