Maxxie: It's all my fault. I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it because I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays, so I got upset, and Tony said he'd give me head, to cheer me up, you know. And I didn't mean anything, but I lost my head... and then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia. And I'm really really sorry for being a slut, okay?
Angie: Right. Well, if anyone else wants to get something off their chest...
Chris: [standing up] I'm in love with...
Angie: SIT down, Chris!
Tony: How long you're gonna keep this up for?
Michelle: You know what? I never realized how fucking knackering is to know you, Tone.
Tony: Is fun, though.
Michelle: You think? Anyway, what you want?
Michelle: You know what? Tell me you love me!
Tony: You know I love you, nips.
Michelle: No! Tell me like you'd die for me! Like nothing else matters, like your world stops turning because of me! Like you mean it, you little shit! Go on.
Tony: I mean... c'mon.
Michelle: Wrong answer, Tony. Fuck off, I'm busy
Chris Miles: Sidney, do you want to tell me what's going on? It's like a fucking episode of "the OC" in here.
Chris Miles: [sees Tony beat up on both sides of his face] Oh, she got you good, Tone!
Tony Stonem: [points to the left of his face] That wasn't Michelle.
Tony Stonem: [points to the left of his face] This was.
Tony Stonem: [Michelle walks in] Hey, Nips.
Tony Stonem: [Michelle slams her books on Chris' table] You people have got issues. If anyone else wants to take a pop, then please, go for it now.
Tony Stonem: [a random girl slaps him] Better out than in.
Michelle: Go away.
Maxxie: I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. He just... It meant nothing. Please don't tell anyone they'll think I'm...
Michelle: Think what Maxx? That you're a dirty little slut who fucks around with other peoples boyfriends?
Maxxie: I'm sorry.
Michelle: Go away.
Anna: Why are you being so horrible?
Michelle: Why do you care?
Anna: I do care! But you know, in an 'I'm already late for work way', so c'mon, make it snappy.
Michelle: I dumped Tony.
Anna: Oh, right, what for?
Michelle: Cos he went down on a boy in my history class while I was watching.
Anna: Right, well, you know - say you're sorry or something, I don't know. And try and be nice to Malcolm!
Josh Stock: I'll call you.
Michelle: Or Whistle. You do know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and...
[Josh kisses her]
Chris Miles: [Chris has just seen Michelle act coldly to Tony and Tony getting slapped] Jesus, Sid, are you going to tell me what's going on? It's like a fucking episode of The O.C. in here!
Maxxie Oliver: I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it 'cause I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays. So I got upset and Tony said he'd give me head to cheer me up, you know? And it didn't mean anything but I lost my head, then he gave me head, then we got deported from Russia and I'm really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?