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Joy Stark:
Okay, remember that the garbage goes out on Tuesday and if you see a man in the bushes it's probably just the gardener so please don't call 911... again. And I put backup toilet paper in all the bathrooms because I won't be here to rescue you when you start yelling Joy! TP! Now!
Eddie Stark:
I'm just trying to save us all the embarassment of me shuffling across the hall to the linen closet.
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