Family Guy (TV Series)
No Chris Left Behind (2007)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Carter Pewterschmidt, Captain, Roger Chapstick, Thunder
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : You know, I have to admit that I've always been a little worried about Chris, but, I just convinced myself things would work out for him. But with no education, what kind of future could he possibly have?
Peter Griffin : Well, what are we supposed to do, Lois? It's not like the high school will take him back. And every other school we've tried just doesn't...
[eyes widen looking toward the window]
Peter Griffin : oh... crap!
[Ernie the Giant Chicken stands outside the window and tackles Peter and another fight occurs between them]
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Stewie Griffin : [explaining to Chris about his job] And I got a job following fat people around with a tuba.
[the scene cuts to the park where there is a fat, and morbidly obese man walking; and Stewie appears behind the bushes following him with a tuba, playing a jaunty tune]
Fat Guy : [walking while listening to Stewie's jaunty, but rude fat-guy tuba music] Stop it!
[Stewie continues playing the tune on the tuba]
Fat Guy : Cut it out!
[Stewie resumes his tune on the tuba]
Fat Guy : I have a glandular problem!
[Stewie resumes playing the tuba, until the fat guy falls over and Stewie plays a comic flourish]
Stewie Griffin : [putting his hand out to the fat guy as he falls over] That'll be $60.