Doug Peterson: Well, I've gotta tell you it's not appropriate.
Jonah Takalua: It's not appropriate because he's a homo.
Doug Peterson: Was it fun for Ben?
Jonah Takalua: Yes. He just didn't get that it was fun. We weren't even bullying him sir. We just Punk'd him. I said "You got Punk'd" afterwards and he didn't even get it.
Doug Peterson: I don't get it what does that mean? Punk'd?
Jonah Takalua: It's a show, sir. It's a TV show. Don't you even watch TV?
Mr. G: She loves my crowd scenes that I do. I direct the big stuff on stage that she can't handle. The Mayham Scenes, she loves.
Meredith Cotton: There's plenty of mayham going on in this production...
Mr. G: There is.
Meredith Cotton: On and off the stage.
Mr. G: That's what I always say. She's stolen that from me.
Doug Peterson: Ben says you were the ring leader, Jonah, That it was...
Jonah Takalua: Bullshit.
Doug Peterson: -You who threw his bag over the train line...
Jonah Takalua: Yea, becasue it was supposed to be a joke. He didnt laugh.
Doug Peterson: How is it Ok for you to bully Ben?
Jonah Takalua: Cause hes a Ranga.
Doug Peterson: A What?
Jonah Takalua: A Ranga sir. Cause hes got red hair. Orangotang, thats what we call him.
Doug Peterson: and does that make it Ok for him to be bullied, because he has red hair?
Jonah Takalua: Well, people are racist to FOB's...
Leon: To us.
Jonah Takalua: -So, so we can be racist to Ranga's.
Doug Peterson: But red-heads arent a race, Jonah.
Leon: But sir, theres heaps of them. There everywhere.
Doug Peterson: Do you want this to go to Miss Murray.
Jonah Takalua: [to Ben] Take a joke. Dont you even know what Punk'd is.
Doug Peterson: Do you want to come back after school and try this again, or are you gonna look at Ben and say sorry Ben.
Jonah Takalua: Sorry homo.
Doug Peterson: No Jonah thats not acceptable. Try again.
Jonah Takalua: Sorry
Jonah Takalua: Ranga.
Doug Peterson: Jonah, you are going to acknowledge Ben as a human being. Now look at him and say sorry Ben.
Jonah Takalua: [Yells] Sorry Ben.
Doug Peterson: No Jonah. Politely and properly apologize to Ben.
Jonah Takalua: Ok I'll look at him.
Doug Peterson: Yes.
Jonah Takalua: Shake his hand.
Doug Peterson: Yes and say sorry Ben.
Jonah Takalua: Sorry Ben. Motherfucker
Doug Peterson: No Jonah.
Jonah Takalua: He's a fucking homo.
Ja'mie King: [Giving a speech in front of the entire 11 year group on her first day] People always go, "private schools create better citizens". But I would say they create better quality citizens. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into uni and end up making a lot more money. While wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it's true.
Jonah Takalua: They have this rule that, we're not allowed to go ten metres from the fence on the boundary of the school in case we beat the shit out of pedestrians and stuff. And kids.
Leon: We don't attack people.
Jonah Takalua: Yeah but we've got a reputation for being violent and stuff, so we might attack someone. We never... you never know what we might do.