Asst. Police Chief Will Pope: [about video of Brenda online] Oh, and congratulations, Chief Johnson! You've just become the most downloaded, fully-clothed woman on the Internet!
Det. Lt. Provenza: [looking at the blonde who has just rolled out of Ray Hodge's dropped casket] Wow. Looks like you *can* take it with you.
Det. Lt. Provenza: [with a mouth full] Nothing tastes better than somebody else's wedding cake. Mine tasted like prison food.
Brenda Leigh Johnson: [handing the bride her cake topper] Oh! Oh! I'm sorry. I almost forgot. You know, giving this back to you, is almost as sweet as... the icing on your cake.
Det. Lt. Provenza: [pall-bearers are having trouble carrying the casket] God, Hodge! How much weight did you put on?
Michelle Morgan: [a body is blocking the stairs leading to the church where she is about to be married] Excuse me! I don't know *what* is going on here, but I want that body moved this *instant*!
Brenda Leigh Johnson: Do you think he... might have been involved with her?
Maggie Hodge: With Ray's heart, he couldn't raise a flag... and viagra would have been suicide.