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Memorable quotes for
"30 Rock" Hard Ball (2007)

Pete: [watching Jenna film a patriotic song and dance number that Liz arranged] You know, you actually did a good job on this.
Liz Lemon: Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.
[turns to smile and wink directly into the camera]

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Josh Girard: I'm Jack Donaghy. I'm important, I just bought the moon.

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Tracy Jordan: I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.
Kenneth: [whimsically] Pregnant cornbread...

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Tracy Jordan: I love Halo so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
[others laugh]
Kenneth: Why are you laughing so hard? It's just the same joke he said earlier.
Tracy Jordan: That can't be right. I like to keep my material fresh. I like it so fresh I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

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Frank Rossitano: These are the sexiest women in comedy? Where's Jackée?

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Alan: Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the penetration.

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Jack Donaghy: What happened in your childhood to make you believe people are good?

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Tracy Jordan: [thinking his dressing room TV is voice-activated] Television on! Pornography!

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Jack Donaghy: [Liz has forced Josh to do 'the Worm'] Good Lord, 'the Worm'. That's so degrading. Are its origins German?

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Liz Lemon: Now say 5 reasons I'm better than you.
Josh Girard: You're smarter than me.
Liz Lemon: One.
Josh Girard: You beat me at arm wrestling.
Liz Lemon: Two.
Josh Girard: Uhh, you read the paper.
Liz Lemon: Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.

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Tracy Jordan: I love you so much I'm going to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

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