Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
The Cowboy and the Cowntess (1986)
Laurence Fishburne: Cowboy Curtis
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Quotes
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Jambi : All right, then. One pair of cowboy boots coming up. What size?
Cowboy Curtis : Uh, Size 12EE.
Pee-wee Herman : Boy, big feet!
Cowboy Curtis : [grinning] Well, ya know what they say.
Pee-wee Herman : No. What?
Cowboy Curtis : Big feet, big boots.
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Pee-wee Herman : Hey, Cowboy Curtis, did you just come from church?
Cowboy Curtis : Nope.
Pee-wee Herman : Then, why are your boots so holy?
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Cowntess : Moo-hoo! Pee-wee! I just stopped by to return your percolator. Got a moment to chew the cud?
Pee-wee Herman : Not right now, Cowntess. Cowboy Curtis has a date with Miss Yvonne, and he's nervous.
Cowntess : Ooh, a dating dilemma. My specialty. What seems to be the problem, Curtis?
Cowboy Curtis : Well, it's just... I'm afraid I won't know how to act.
Cowntess : Hmm, that problem seems easy enough to solve. Let's review the dos and don'ts of dating. Pee-wee, you be Miss Yvonne.
Pee-wee Herman : No way. I'm not gonna be a girl.
Cowntess : Mmm, you want to help your friend, don't you?
Cowboy Curtis : Oh, come on, Pee-wee. You've just gotta help me. Please!
Pee-wee Herman : Okay.
Cowntess : Now, have some fun with it!
