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How can I become more evil? A common question. And X searches for answers in the Perfectionist's 14 step program on putting a little more evil in his life. Seize the day? Never! Seize the Crest! But will he be able to succeed this time? In under 12 minutes, this Birdman packs in motivational tips, a life affirming origin story and a benefit jump, courtesy of Devil, who contributed to, um, placing an innocent boy into a full body cast, sabotaging his youth and possibly future happiness. It's a special episode. Written by
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[
X dials the number for an Evil Life Coach:]
Perfectionist:
Hi. I've changed my menu options, so please listen carefully. For landscaping, press one. Dog walking, press two. Nude housecleaning, press any key any time...
X, the Eliminator:
[
impatiently]
Come on, come on, come on...
Perfectionist:
If you need an Evil Life Coach, press four.
[
X presses four]
X, the Eliminator:
[
awkwardly]
Hi... uh, heh... Well, I saw your ad, and uh...
Voice Mail Prompt:
You have... ten... seconds.
X, the Eliminator:
[
frantically]
PLEASE HELP ME, I'M NOT EVIL ENOUGH! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE ME EVIL!
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