Ralph Bellamy: Mike Barnett

Quotes 

• Thorton : Are these the dice you were using?

  Mike Barnett : Don't point those at me - they're loaded!

• Mike Barnett : You're an out-of-towner, Thorton. Before you pushed a parcheesi game, you should have read the penal code.

  Thorton : Maintaining a public nuisance. I can afford that, too.

  Mike Barnett : That's Section 971, but can you afford Section 995?

  Thorton : What's that?

  Mike Barnett : It has to do with swindling. Roughly it means that a friend of mine is calling the cops right now.

  Thorton : Yeah?

  Mike Barnett : Yeah! So you be handy in the morning when the District Attorney institutes a civil suit against you to recover three times what you took from those people out there. That's 995 - can you roll a higher number?

• [last lines] 

  Margaret : [kisses Mike]  There. That's all I can afford to pay you.

  Mike Barnett : Don't worry - Thorton paid me.

  Margaret : What? Well, you earned it.

  Mike Barnett : Well, not exactly earned it.

  [hefting his loaded dice] 

  Mike Barnett : Let's say I won it.