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Big Titty Christmas (2006)

The Bakersfield mayor's re-election bid is in jeopardy when his wife literally goes crazy for a drunken Santa.




Cast overview:
Alexis Silver ...
Aunt Nadia
Mrs. Claus
Office Co-Worker
Whitney Stevens ...
Office Co-Worker
Van Damage ...
Lee Stone ...
Seth Dickens ...
Burt Thompson
Rick Masters ...
Santa's Helper
Santa's Helper
Trevor Thompson ...
Santa's Helper
Melinda's Dad (as Alex Knight)
Heather Leary ...
Mrs. Thompson -NonSex Role


The Bakersfield mayor's re-election bid is in jeopardy when his wife literally goes crazy for a drunken Santa.

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Adult | Comedy | Fantasy





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1.78 : 1
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Jeff Mullins: This is a very big TV slot for me. If I'm going to get the support from this family values group, I need to make it look like my wife is sane. Can you do that?
Melinda Mullins: Okay. I can do that.
Jeff Mullins: Good. That's my good little soldier.
Melinda Mullins: Oh my God! Honey it's Santa Claus! Stop the car! Stop the car! We're going to give him a ride home! Look, he's lost!
[Bails out of car]
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Highly entertaining XXX take on the Xmas spirit
12 May 2017 | by See all my reviews

Within the peculiar Adult genre of Christmas-themed films "Big Titty Christmas" is one of my favorites, ranking up there with "Kendo's Christmas" and David Stanley's "Eve's Gift".

Its success can be attributed to the skills of director Jim Powers, an underrated pornographer (generally taken for granted) who brings to the project a unique background of not merely shooting thousands of gonzo scenes including the fine "Perverted Stories" series but also many a quality narrative feature as well.

With cheery music, effective lighting and Xmas-themed set decoration and costuming for the ladies, the very pleasant comedy revolves around the ditzy wife Melinda (a delightful turn by Trina Michaels, porn's answer to Kaley Cuoco) of the mayor of Bakersfield, namely Van Damage in his usual quizzical performance.

Melinda goes crazy, literally, every year at Christmas time. The cause of this is revealed in a flashback wherein her aunt, mega-built Alexis Silver, humps her daddy in front of the Christmas tree and the impressionable young girl. Ever hot since, Melinda associates Xmas with hot sex involving a big-breasted woman, and Trina's own large mammaries help fulfill her fantasy.

She insists that hubby give a ride to a drunken Santa (Lee Stone, perfect in this "Bad Santa" role) and take him home with them. Damage comes up with the idea that Santa can baby sit his wife for the next four days and keep her out of trouble as he is preparing for his re- election campaign and wants to minimize the damage a sex-crazed lunatic wife might cause. Stone is to receive a negotiated $10,000 for the chore, which should keep him supplied in booze for a long time.

Lengthy sex vignettes include a threesome at the office for Van featuring Devon Lee and Whitney Stevens; a threesome for Santa by Michaels and guest star Tory Lane. Show-stopper is a fantasy narrated by Melinda concerning what Mrs. Claus is up to at the North Pole, as we see breast in show Daphne Rosen humping three of Santa's helpers in an energetic gang-bang. The eclectic musical score devised by editor Rick Blaine has "Ode to Joy" playing for the final close-up of this vignette, with plenty of spunk dripping off Rosen's chin. She's not wearing her trademark Star of David necklace of course, as the casting of this Israeli porn star as Santa's wife is a cute touch.

Anal sex is emphasized throughout, and the Rosen episode could easily have been excerpted for inclusion in yet another of Powers' wild "Perverted Stories" segments. Coda features a fine twist that gives self-centered Van a deserved downbeat ending, but overall this is the sort of upbeat, "friendly" yet extremely explicit Adult Cinema that gives porn a good name.

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