This is a very big TV slot for me. If I'm going to get the support from this family values group, I need to make it look like my wife is sane. Can you do that?
Okay. I can do that.
Good. That's my good little soldier.
Oh my God! Honey it's Santa Claus! Stop the car! Stop the car! We're going to give him a ride home! Look, he's lost!
[Bails out of car