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"The Office" The Return (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Michael Scott: It takes a big man to admit his mistakes, and I am that big man.

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Kevin: Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?

Oscar: That's very funny.

Kevin: [Proudly smiles] Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left.

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Phyllis: Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality. And a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.

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Michael Scott: He's always up in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.

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Jim Halpert: Hey, Ryan, wanna play a trick on Andy?

Ryan Howard: Not right now. Ask me again about 10 years ago.

Jim Halpert: I liked you better as a temp.

Ryan Howard: Me, too.

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Jim Halpert: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe, you win.

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Karen Filippelli: [walks into conference room where Jim sits alone, saying nothing] . Do you still have feelings for her?

Jim Halpert: [thinks on the question. Admitting to himself finally] Yes.

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Michael Scott: [regarding Andy] I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness.

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Michael Scott: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

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Michael Scott: Jim, could you come in here, please?

Harvey: Hi, Jim. I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.

Michael Scott: [laughing] I'm sorry. Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.

Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.

Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.

Jim Halpert: For this?

Michael Scott: Pam!

Harvey: Pam, you look very hot today.

Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.

Pam Beesley: Great.

Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.

Pam Beesley: Who's "long Tim"?

Harvey: Long time. Me love youa long time.

Jim Halpert: Oh, well, maybe "Youa" should bring "long Tim" in one day.

Harvey: You ruined a funny joke. You get out of my offive.

Pam Beesley: Okay. Bye, Harvey

Harvey: [long pause] Boobs.

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