Michael Scott: It takes a big man to admit his mistakes, and I am that big man.
Kevin: Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?
Oscar: That's very funny.
Kevin: [Proudly smiles] Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left.
Phyllis: Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality. And a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.
Michael Scott: He's always up in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.
Jim Halpert: Hey, Ryan, wanna play a trick on Andy?
Ryan Howard: Not right now. Ask me again about 10 years ago.
Jim Halpert: I liked you better as a temp.
Ryan Howard: Me, too.
Jim Halpert: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe, you win.
Karen Filippelli: [walks into conference room where Jim sits alone, saying nothing] . Do you still have feelings for her?
Jim Halpert: [thinks on the question. Admitting to himself finally] Yes.
Michael Scott: [regarding Andy] I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness.
Michael Scott: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
Michael Scott: Jim, could you come in here, please?
Harvey: Hi, Jim. I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael Scott: [laughing] I'm sorry. Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.
Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim Halpert: For this?
Michael Scott: Pam!
Harvey: Pam, you look very hot today.
Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
Pam Beesley: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
Pam Beesley: Who's "long Tim"?
Harvey: Long time. Me love youa long time.
Jim Halpert: Oh, well, maybe "Youa" should bring "long Tim" in one day.
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke. You get out of my offive.
Pam Beesley: Okay. Bye, Harvey
Harvey: [long pause] Boobs.