Sgt. Bilko must come up with a new ailment to avoid annual maneuvers, and this year it's Wilkinson's Disease. However, Colonel Hall has a trick up his sleeve that may break Bilko's perfect non-attendance record.
Did You Know?
This is the first episode in which it is revealed that Colonel Hall, while he was attending officer's training school, was derisively nicknamed 'Old Melon Head.' The term will reappear several more times during the remainder of the series. See more
MSgt. Ernest G. 'Ernie' Bilko
What's your stance on socialized medicine, Captain?
(Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here) (uncredited)
Lyrics by Dolly Morse
Music by Arthur Sullivan
Performed by Phil Silvers
, Harry Clark
, Ned Glass
, and Jimmy Little See more