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Transylmania (2009)

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Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might!

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Josh Miller ...
Brady (as Joshua 'Worm' Miller)
Patrick Casey ...
Mike
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Dean Floca (as David J. Steinberg)
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Lia
Nicole Garza ...
Danni
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Draguta Floca (as Irena A. Hoffman)
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Van Sloan
Radu Andrei Daniel ...
Edward Van Sloan
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Moronic American student Rusty arranges a student exchange program for his closest friends and him to study in Romania for six months and meet his Internet girlfriend Draguta. He travels with potheads Pete and Wang, Pete's girlfriend Lia and her twin sister Danni, the naive and romantic Newmar and his dippy girlfriend Lynne, the nerd Brady and his sexually confused roommate Mike, and crook Cliff. His friends actually intend to party. While traveling by train to Razvan they learn that five hundred years ago the vampire Radu lost his beloved Stephania, whose spirit was trapped in a music box. Ever since, Radu has kept Stephania's body while seeking the music box to bring her back. One of Radu's minions has recently retrieved the music box but, mortally wounded by the vampire slayer Teodora Van Sloan, drops the object in a gypsy's basket. Newmar unwittingly buys the music box and gives it to Lynne, who opens it and is possessed by Stephania. When all arrive at the university, they are ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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College kids. The other white meat. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, language and some violence | See all certifications »

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4 December 2009 (USA)  »

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Filmed and completed in November and December 2007, but not released until November 2009. See more »

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When Danni, Pete and Wang find out Lia's head has been removed from her body, the headless body is lying on its front. When they are unknowingly undoing the thread, the headless body lies on its back. Nobody moved the headless body. See more »

Quotes

Cliff: [shot with an arrow] Hey, call me a nurse while you're at it.
Teodora Van Sloan: Okay. You're a nurse.
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Connections

Spoofs Dr. 90210 (2004) See more »

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So Dangerous
Written by Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore),Joey Katsaros (as Joseph Katsaros), Alana Da Fonseca and Michael Klein ( as Mike Klein)
Performed by Alana Da Fonseca (as Alana D)
Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment
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Not funny
1 August 2010 | by See all my reviews

This is supposed to be a comedy, but they telegraph the "jokes" a mile off...

A group of college students are lured to a university in Transylvania, where they tangle with a cult of vampires, a sexy vampire hunter, a mad doctor (who happens to be a little person) who is trying to find a new body for his hunchback daughter.

We get a bunch of tired gags, monsters that aren't very scary, and characters (way too many of them) we just don't give a flip about. Was there a point here?

There are a lot of gratuitous nude scenes with a lot of the actresses. That's a plus. Not much of one, and maybe it was the excuse as to why the movie was made.


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