Imagine a parallel earth where vampires have cut a swath through humanity. The disease is so bad, the ravenous bloodsuckers begin feeding on each other. Three surviving humans create a jump... See full summary »
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »
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Moronic American student Rusty arranges a student exchange program for his closest friends and him to study in Romania for six months and meet his Internet girlfriend Draguta. He travels with potheads Pete and Wang, Pete's girlfriend Lia and her twin sister Danni, the naive and romantic Newmar and his dippy girlfriend Lynne, the nerd Brady and his sexually confused roommate Mike, and crook Cliff. His friends actually intend to party. While traveling by train to Razvan they learn that five hundred years ago the vampire Radu lost his beloved Stephania, whose spirit was trapped in a music box. Ever since, Radu has kept Stephania's body while seeking the music box to bring her back. One of Radu's minions has recently retrieved the music box but, mortally wounded by the vampire slayer Teodora Van Sloan, drops the object in a gypsy's basket. Newmar unwittingly buys the music box and gives it to Lynne, who opens it and is possessed by Stephania. When all arrive at the university, they are ... Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Filmed and completed in November and December 2007, but not released until November 2009. See more »
Here, look. Got something for ya. The Codex Eroticon. A classic. Written like 1000 years ago. Makes the Kama Sutra look like Martha Stewart's prison notes. Ooh! You know what else I got? It's erotic comic books that I've been working on in conjunction with my memoirs.
[reading the cover]
"Uncensored and raw?"
You know what? The book'll do ya.
I don't know about this.
TAKE the Codex Eroticon, please! There's a legend that surrounds this hallowed tome, Newmar. They say that the ...
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One Way Ticket
Written by Dan Hawkins (as Daniel Francis Hawkins), Justin Hawkins (as Justin David Hawkins), and Frank Poullain (as Francis Gilles Poullain-Patterson)
Performed by The Darkness
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp./Warner Music U.K. Ltd.
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This one is the lowest common denominator. A group of American students with a collective IQ of 70 travel to Romania where they encounter - obviously not drug dealers. How does one describe this piece of celluloid trash? Well, the era of celluloid has gone, but how about "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" meets "Mad" magazine?
A feisty lady vampire hunter, an evil dwarf and his hunchback daughter, confusion, mayhem, over-acted, over-scripted, obviously everybody speaks English, gags that make you want to gag, and obscure cultural references. Surprisingly, it works, although doubtless some politically correct moron will find something in it at which to take umbrage.
Then there is the "Codex Eroticon"; okay, it may be five years since this film was released, but don't be too surprised if at some point in the future a book with this title is actually published.
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