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Memorable quotes for
"The Office" Traveling Salesmen (2007)

Ryan Howard: Dwight will be missed. Not by me... so much... but he will be missed.

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Andy: Oompa loompa doompity dossom, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy? No, he was not. He was a total douche. Doompity doomp.

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Karen: Let me ask you a question.
Jim Halpert: Ok.
Karen: Did you have a thing for Pam?
Jim Halpert: Pam? Did I ever have a "thing" for her? No. Why, did she say something?

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Dwight Schrute: I like Karen. She's pretty... appears intelligent.
Jim Halpert: Well, I like pretty women... with the appearance of intelligence.

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Michael Scott: I want you to think about your future at this company. I want you to think about it long and hard...
Dwight Schrute: That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Don't... don't you dare.

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Jim Halpert: [after enduring a day tormenting Andy after Jim's nemesis Dwight resigns] I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.

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Dwight Schrute: [to a potential sales client] Here's my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick and I don't celebrate any major holidays.

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Michael Scott: You know what they say. Fool me once? Strike one. Fool me twice?... Strike three.

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Stanley Hudson: Pass.
Michael Scott: You can't pass.
Stanley Hudson: Fine. I'll take the kid.
Ryan Howard: [in the confessional] I'm very flattered. I was his second choice after "pass".

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