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Lacey Burrows: [about the Dog River Youngish Women's Association] If I join I can nominate someone as a Distinguished Woman.

Brent LeRoy: What's their definition of distinguished?

Hank Yarbo: A woman who was on fire and they put her out.

Lacey Burrows: It's a woman who's distinguished herself.

Hank Yarbo: Oh. That's even harder.

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[Karen beats Hank at table hockey]

Hank Yarbo: Man, that was unbelievable! I mean, you wouldn't be able to beat Brent, but...

Davis Quinton: Oh, I don't know. She's pretty good.

Hank Yarbo: Yeah, but Brent's the best, you know. I mean, when it comes to table hockey, he's king of the knobs.

Karen Pelly: That's pretty high praise considering the source.

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Lacey Burrows: What have you done for the community lately?

Emma Leroy: Pardon?

Lacey Burrows: You know, what have you done for the community? I was just wondering.

Emma Leroy: What about "How's the weather?" or "How's your health?"

Lacey Burrows: Sorry. How are you feeling?

Emma Leroy: Good. Can't complain.

Lacey Burrows: Okay. What have you done for the community?

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Brent LeRoy: [before Game 1 of the table hockey series] So you've trained pretty hard. I heard you've been jogging.

Karen Pelly: I heard you've been drinking.

Brent LeRoy: Well, I don't want to brag...

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[before the final game]

Wanda Dollard: [Brent's table hockey coach] If this game is tied, then the series will be tied.

Davis Quinton: [Karen's table hockey coach] We'll have scored more goals. I'll be claiming victory.

Wanda Dollard: You'll be claiming dental surgery.

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