Corner Gas (TV Series)

Seeing Things (2007)

Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton

Quotes 

• [At the Foo Mart, as Mayor Fitzy is separating a bunch of bananas, Oscar comes up from behind and grabs him] 

  Oscar Leroy : Citizens arrest!

  [quick cut, Oscar and Fitzy are now inside the police station] 

  Fitzy : I just can't do that many bananas at once. They go soft!

  Oscar Leroy : You can make muffins!

  Davis Quinton : Just give us one second, Oscar.

  Karen Pelly : [quietly, to Davis]  Oscar is driving me crazy. We have to deal with this.

  Davis Quinton : I got an idea.

  [as Karen and Davis whisper to each other, Oscar and Fitzy are having their own conversation] 

  Oscar Leroy : [to Fitzy]  Twenty minutes in the oven, or until they're brown on top.

  Fitzy : Maybe I can put in some raisins!

  Oscar Leroy : Raisins?

  [to Karen and Davis] 

  Oscar Leroy : Book this dirtbag!