30 Rock (TV Series)

The Baby Show (2007)

Lonny Ross: Josh

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Quotes 

• Tracy Jordan : [answering phone]  Yo!

  Josh Girard : [impersonating Jack Donaghy]  Tracy. It's Jack Donaghy. I hear we have a problem with Josh Girard.

  Tracy Jordan : Damn right! Keeps impersonating me! Makin' me into a caricature!

  Josh Girard : Well, I would take care of this if I could. But it's tricky. You see, Josh's father's an assassin with the Russian mafia. They call him "El Matador."

  Tracy Jordan : Whoooa. Those dudes are crazy. Forget it. I don't need any of that noise.

  Josh Girard : It happies me. To hear you say that. For being so understanding, I'm sending you our new, super-top-secret invisible motorcycle.

  Tracy Jordan : For reals?

  Josh Girard : [laughs]  For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see adoctor. I keep pooping during sex.