[Greg, Guppy, Alice, Cyd and Abs have gone surfing. Guppy has been stung by a weaver fish in his foot and is in a lot of pain. Abs has a suggestion to get rid of the sting]
John 'Abs' Denham: Well there is the traditional remedy. We could try that. On-the-spot job.
Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke: [grinning] Oh yeah.
Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu: Well whatever it is, just do it!
John 'Abs' Denham: OK, you sure? Cyd, do you want to do it or... I should really do it, shouldn't I?
Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke: Yeah, probably best. Anyway, I don't think I can.
John 'Abs' Denham: OK!
[Abs starts to unzip his wetsuit. Guppy suddenly realizes that the remedy involves Abs peeing on his foot to neutralise the sting]
Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu: Oh no! Not that! Oh no!
John 'Abs' Denham: Guppy, you'll thank me after!