Trent is planning a strategy for hitting on a girl he likes. Bill freaks out when Paul explains to him how Susan got Bill to think he was the decision-maker. He decides it's time for payback. A naked neighbor in a hot-tub is also a problem.
Bill's ne'er-do-well brother comes for a visit, which usually means he's in need of money. But now he has a "sure-fire business investment" in mind. Bryan then finds a way to exploit Lauren and Trent. Where will the plans end up?
Bill returns from his fishing trip with a beard. Susan decides to teach him a lesson when he refuses to shave it. Meanwhile, Bryan tries to Torment Lauren.
When the now rich Danny buys the Pearsons a $1,000 coffee maker, Bill gets upset because he feels life is unfair to him. Paul has made a sculpture of himself, but is disappointed when it doesn't impress people at an auction.