The Paragon of Comedy (1983 TV Movie)
Ray: This is my dog, Shadow. Umm... Shadow's like... well... Shadow's like, dead, you know? But I'm keeping him around so that I can like... watch him reincarnate.
[points finger at Shadow]
[Richard enters and slams the door]
Richard Burton: Did I wake you, darling? Sleeping off this morning's smorgasboard?
Elizabeth Taylor: Richard, is that you?
Richard Burton: No, it's Conrad Hilton, it's Micheal Wilding, it's Micheal Todd, it's Eddie Fisher, it's John Warner... of *course* it's me!
Elizabeth Taylor: So, you *are* drinking again! I'm producing this play, and I told you no drinking before a performance!
Richard Burton: I'd hardly call what we're doing 'performing', darling, or haven't you read the reviews?
Elizabeth Taylor: *Fuck* the reviewers!
Richard Burton: Well, obviously that didn't do any good.