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No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds 

Alma reveals to the world she wasn't dead, and Bree ends her friendship with Susan. Lynette has a hard time making Kayla feel she is part of the family.



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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Carlos Solis (as Ricardo Antonio Chavira)
Danielle Van De Kamp (as Joy Lauren)


Alma reveals herself to Bree, and explains that she wanted to frame Orson by making everyone think he killed her for his past infidelity. Bree invites her friends for dinner to introduce them to Alma, proving the innocence of her husband, but she does not know that Susan has already called the police to tell them about Orson's affair with Monique Pollier. When Detective Ridley and the police interrupt the dinner party to arrest Orson, Bree ends her friendship with Susan, who also almost loses Ian when he discovers that she paid Mike a visit in jail. Kayla moves in with the Scavos, and she immediately gives Lynette a hard time. Gabrielle is convinced that Carlos is trying to sabotage her new relationship with Bill Pearce. Julie wonders whether she should sleep with Austin, who is having a secret affair of his own with Danielle. Written by Pruneau

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Lynette Scavo: [Tom pulls up in the van bringing Kayla to live with them] Ok, they're here, now listen,
[to Parker]
Lynette Scavo: stand up. Kayla has been through a lot so when she walks through the door I want you to make her feel welcome, ok, give her a hug and be really nice.
Parker Scavo: I'm giving her my room, how much nicer do I have to be?
Lynette Scavo: Well nicer than that or she's gonna get all your toys too!
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The Return Of Alma Hodges
15 May 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds is the 11th episode for the third season of Desperate Housewives.

In it,we get to see Susan hire a lawyer for Mike,who is currently jailed due to being a suspect in a murder,with the help of Ian,the man she is currently dating.Meanwhile,Gabrielle gets mad at her ex-hubby Carlos,who is trying to sabotage her current relationship with Bill.As for Bree,it was discovered that Alma Hodges,the woman who tricked Orson into marriage due to pregnancy,is apparently alive.She reveals her presence by asking Bree,"Bree Hodge? I'm Alma Hodge, we both have something in common".What really happened was that Alma once again tricked Orson by running away from him after the baby she delivered died and pretended to be dead.She this due to the fact that Orson fell out of love with Alma when their baby died. And when Alma introduced herself to Bree,it was hilarious as the latter passed out.Funniest scene of this episode no question. LOL As for Lyentte,they try to welcome Kayla into their family.

This is definitely turning out to be a great season.The return of Alma Hodges will definitely spark the tension in Bree as more trouble awaits for her and her husband Orson.Also,we get to see Bree and Susan end their friendship in this episode which will definitely make the viewer anticipate on what's more to come in the succeeding episodes in the third season.

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