Junior Samples: Self

Quotes 

• Cousin Clem : Grandpa just beats me all day. He hits me and he punches me, why do you reckon he does it?

  Junior Samples : Beats me.

  Cousin Clem : He beats you too? He beats me all day long.

  Junior Samples : Don't that beat us all.

  Lulu Roman : I ain't heard a word of that. Why does he do it?

  Junior Samples : He gets a kick out of it.

• Junior Samples : I'm in terrible financial trouble and I don't have any idea what I'm going to do.

  Roy Clark : That's a relief, I thought for a minute you'd get the idea to ask for it from me.