Hee Haw (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (1969)
Lulu Roman: Self
Quotes
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Lulu Roman : In India, it's illegal to have an elephant in your bathtub.
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Cousin Clem : Grandpa just beats me all day. He hits me and he punches me, why do you reckon he does it?
Junior Samples : Beats me.
Cousin Clem : He beats you too? He beats me all day long.
Junior Samples : Don't that beat us all.
Lulu Roman : I ain't heard a word of that. Why does he do it?
Junior Samples : He gets a kick out of it.
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Cathy Baker : I'd marry a doctor so I could stay well for nothing.
Lulu Roman : I'd marry a grocer so I could eat for nothing.
Susan Raye : I'd marry a preacher so I could be good for nothing.