Hee Haw (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (1969)
Roy Clark: Self - Host
Quotes
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Junior Samples : I'm in terrible financial trouble and I don't have any idea what I'm going to do.
Roy Clark : That's a relief, I thought for a minute you'd get the idea to ask for it from me.
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Roy Clark : [gazing wide-eyed at the camera with a huge impish grin] Y'know - - this here storekeeper is pretty stupid! I think I'll just pawn off one of these counterfeit eighteen-dollar bills on him!
[turns back and steps up to the counter]
Roy Clark : Sam - - can ya change this $18 bill for me?
Sam the storekeeper : [casually good-natured] Eighteen dollar bill - - let's see...
[opens the cash-drawer with a loud ding]
Sam the storekeeper : How d'ye like it - - TWO NINES or THREE SIXES?
Roy Clark : [turns back to the camera with a "Gulp! THAT wasn't what I'd expected to hear!" expression]