The Simpsons (TV Series)
Springfield Up (2007)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Mayor Quimby, Santa's Little Helper, Grampa Simpson, Blind Man, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Krusty the Clown
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : All those years I was dreaming of other things, I was actually doing what I really wanted: hanging out with my family, drinking with my friends, making friends with my family and hanging with my drinking.
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Declan Desmond : Are you and Marge planning on having children?
Homer Simpson : No way! You won't find a couple of rugrats tying me down.
[Cut to Homer and Marge with young Bart and Lisa]
Homer Simpson : I hope you don't use this shot after the one where I say I won't have kids, because that would be a devastating edit.
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Homer Simpson : I will! I will be rich! I'll own a football team and a basketball team and I'll make them play baseball!
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Declan Desmond : I can't believe it! Homer Simpson a bloody millionaire?
Homer Simpson : Why are you so shocked? This is our fifth take.
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Carl Carlson : [at a wishing well] I wish for world peace.
Barney Gumble : I wish for world war.
Carl Carlson : Hey, that is cooler.
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Mr. Burns : What are you people doing in my summer home?
Homer Simpson : This is Eduardo, our pool boy. He thinks he's an angry rich man.
Mr. Burns : I am an angry rich man!
Homer Simpson : That's the pool chemicals talking.
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Homer Simpson : [to Mr. Burns] Please pretend you work for me. You can have the boy. Just don't beat him.
[Whispering]
Homer Simpson : You can beat him. Just don't leave marks.
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Krusty the Clown : Homer gave me a kidney. It wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due - but still, a lovely gesture.
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Homer Simpson : It's been another 8 years, and what do I have? Same job, same house, same dirty joke book...
[looks at it and laughs a bit]
Homer Simpson : I just thought for once I could be the cool guy in your movie, but all I am is the guy who makes everyone else look good.
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Snake : Give me my car, fatty!
Homer Simpson : What? This is my car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular!
Snake : Right.
[they start fighting over the steering wheel]
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Marge Simpson : The biggest change for me over the last 8 years... that's gotta be Homer.
Homer Simpson : Marge, baby, I got a picture of you tattooed on my chest!
[he opens his shirt to reveal a skull with Marge's hairdo]
Homer Simpson : They had a sale on skulls.