The Simpsons (TV Series)
Springfield Up (2007)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Officer Lou, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Nautical Stu, Various
Quotes
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Carl Carlson : [at a wishing well] I wish for world peace.
Barney Gumble : I wish for world war.
Carl Carlson : Hey, that is cooler.
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Moe Szyslak : My daddy was a circus freak. My mommy can't remember which one. I like to think it was a little bit of each one.
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Snake : Give me my car, fatty!
Homer Simpson : What? This is my car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular!
Snake : Right.
[they start fighting over the steering wheel]
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Chief Wiggum : Here we are in now times. As you can see, I've gotten everything I ever wanted.
Officer Lou : Except pants that fit.
Chief Wiggum : I told you can be in this documentary as long as you don't make fun of me!
Officer Lou : I'm not making fun of you, I'm making fun of your pants!
Chief Wiggum : How would you like it if I made fun of your pants?
Officer Lou : Go ahead.
Chief Wiggum : Well they're a little, um... uh... oh, they're perfect!