Marge is convinced that the house is fire-prone, so she buys a fireproof safe. Each member of the family (except for Maggie) gets to put one thing in the safe. This only makes things worse when a fire starts inside the safe and the family album ends up in flames. Lisa then gives Marge the idea to retake the photos. In one of the photos, a celebrity scandal is revealed. Homer submits the photo to a magazine company and he gets the opportunity to become a paparazzi. The number of scandals he reveals drives the celebrities to the point of wanting revenge. The hire a paparazzi to do this and Homer's scandals are revealed. Eventually, Homer crashes a celebrity party and takes humiliating pictures of anyone. He decides not to show anyone the pictures in exchange for the celebs trying to be regular people. A deal is struck. Written by
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Near the end of the show on Rainer Wolfcastle oil rig party, Lisa is seen walking towards the table with a hamburger on her plate and a big smile. Abnormal seeing as Lisa's been a vegetarian for many years now. See more
It's gone! The photo album was a record of my accomplishments. It was like a resume to a man.
I'm sorry, Mom. You have to let these things go. It's not like we could restage the photos all over again.
Restage the family album!
Lisa, you fool! You've doomed us all!
[Marge puts a baby bonnet on Bart and shoots a picture
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