The Office (TV Series)

Back from Vacation (2007)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially, I did not see her.

  [smiles] 

  Michael Scott : But I did see Jan there... in our room... at night... and in the morning.

  [tries not to smile] 

  Michael Scott : And that's all I'm going to say.

  [pause] 

  Michael Scott : Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.

  [smiles into camera] 

• Michael Scott : That photo is my personal property, and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am gonna call the cops.

  Toby : Michael, nine different people e-mailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and... we don't talk.

  Michael Scott : Well, this is probably the icebreaker you need.

• Michael Scott : I got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know, they just relax, they party all the time.

  Pam Beesly : It's kind of an impoverished country.

  Michael Scott : Yeah. Gosh. Great.

• Michael Scott : Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin Warehouse Inventory. So, Party Planning Committee, get on it.

  Angela Martin : By the end of the day? That's impossible.

  Michael Scott : The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."

  Jim Halpert : Yep, it's English. It's "impossible."

• Toby : You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.

  Michael Scott : I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you, you skeevy little perv?

  Toby : All right. If you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.

  Michael Scott : No, no. No, I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on Earth. Got enough, weirdo?

• Toby : Hey, I need to talk to you...

  Michael Scott : Not now, not ever.

• Michael Scott : I have a special assignment for you.

  Dwight Schrute : Who's the target?

  Michael Scott : A sensitive e-mail has been released into the office. It contains a file. A picture. The filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.

  Dwight Schrute : What's it of?

  Michael Scott : Not important.

  Dwight Schrute : Unless you're willing to tell me everything, I cannot accept this assignment.

  Michael Scott : Okay, then forget it.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, I accept it.