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9 October 2007 (USA) See more »
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Something ancient lurks in the surf off Sea Bright Beach. It swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright... See more » | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order)

Erin Brown ... Tess Gardner

Erika Smith ... Tonya Smith
Dave Fife ... Rupert Pine

Brice Kennedy ... Rodney Spinner
Ken Van Sant ... Duke
John Polonia ... Johnson the Fisherman
Marty Manglaze ... The Creature
Brian Berry
Amanda Kerr ... Female Victim
Scott Clemens
Leslie Culton ... Shower Girl

Alison Whitney ... Beach Dancer
Allen Tyrone Brown ... Beach Dancer (as Tyrone Brown)
Elisa Gouveia ... Beach Dancer
Callie Burke ... Beach Dancer
Lily St. Claire ... Beach Dancer
John Paul Fedele ... Drummer (as John Fedele)
Kevin Neblung ... Lead Singer
Steve Savage ... Guitarist
David Fine ... Scientist
Joe Kolbex ... TV Commemorator
Specterini ... Himself

Directed by
John Polonia 
Mark Polonia 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
John Polonia 

Produced by
Michael Raso .... executive producer
Original Music by
Jon McBride 
Cinematography by
Brett Piper (director of photography)
Film Editing by
John Polonia 
Mark Polonia 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Brice Kennedy .... second unit director
Sound Department
Joseph Kolbex .... sound
Special Effects by
Matt Hundley .... special effects
Music Department
Jon Greathouse .... composer: additional music
Other crew
John Josephs .... caterer
Traci Levinson .... production assistant
Alan Wyoming .... location manager
John Bacchus .... very special thanks (as Zach Snygg)
John Link .... very special thanks
Debbie Rochon .... very special thanks

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70 min
Aspect Ratio:
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Only one monster suit was made for this film.See more »
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Hopefully, this is the Polonias' last comedy, 15 June 2011
Author: Boinky8 from United States

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

This is one of John Polonia's last movies and possibly one of his worst. Although it's not completely boring like Razorteeth or The House that Screamed, the sheer amount of forced comedy in this one makes it hard to put up with at times. It has nothing to do with Splatter Farm, which is probably a better film. This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s. However, comedy is the thing that the Polonia brothers do the worst.

This film has the standard Polonia plot of " a man in a homemade monster suit shows up in Pennsylvania and kills a few people whom the directors know". However, because this is a comedy, expect the characters to talk about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism, Hercules movies, homosexuality, and farting Hercules before they die. The comedic height of the film is when a character chooses to become a lesbian. We're seriously supposed to laugh at this.

Most of the rest of the film consists of padding. Dave Fife walks back and forth along a beach and has to put up with the obnoxiously unfunny and uninteresting characters of Brice Kennedy and his girlfriend while being accused of homosexuality by Ken Van Sant. Harder to sit through, however, are the drawn out sequences featuring poorly edited teenage girls dancing to a garage band playing an extremely repetitive song. Don't watch this movie unless you are determined to see the entire filmography of John Polonia or Dave Fife. Despite this, the bonus film on the disc, Hallucinations, is the best Polonia Brothers film I have ever seen. It was made when the two were teenagers and still gave a crap.

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