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Splatter Beach (2007)

Not Rated | | Horror | Video 9 October 2007
Something ancient lurks in the surf off Sea Bright Beach. It swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. It's also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. Tonya, Rodney and ... See full summary »

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Tess Gardner
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Tonya Smith
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Rupert Pine
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Rodney Spinner
Ken Van Sant ...
Duke
John Polonia ...
Johnson the Fisherman
Marty Manglaze ...
The Creature
Brian Berry
Amanda Kerr ...
Female Victim
Scott Clemens
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Beach Dancer
Allen Tyrone Brown ...
Beach Dancer (as Tyrone Brown)
Elisa Gouveia ...
Beach Dancer
Callie Burke ...
Beach Dancer
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Something ancient lurks in the surf off Sea Bright Beach. It swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. It's also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. Tonya, Rodney and Rupert are out-of-towners joining a crowd of young people gathered on the beach for an all-weekend music marathon. Even after several townspeople are torn apart and devoured by the humanoid creatures, the partygoers remain oblivious to the horror that has risen up from the sea. They dismiss local girl Tess as a weirdo and refuse to heed her cries and warnings that monsters roam the beach, hunting for human flesh and that hundreds of buried egg sacks are ready to hatch at any moment. Written by Jeffrey Faoro

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In the film, Rodney Spinner (played by Brice Kennedy) wears a #27 West Virginia University basketball jersey. This was an intentional nod to WVU where Brice attended college. He also wore the number 27 when he played community league basketball growing up. See more »


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Entertainingly campy creature feature romp
10 May 2011 | by (The Last New Jersey Drive-In on the Left) – See all my reviews

Ancient predatory sea monsters terrorize party hearty kids attending a musical festival at Sea Bright Beach. Directors John and Mark Polonia relate the enjoyably inane story at a steady pace, do a solid job of creating and maintaining an amiable tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, and deliver a generous amount of juicy splatter. The cast have a ball with their goofy roles: the ever-adorable Erin Brown as gloomy local doomsayer Tess Harper, the gorgeous Erika Smith as rowdy and spunky hot babe Tonya Smith, Kevin Van Sant as obnoxious musclehead weightlifter Duke, David Fife as nerdy aspiring journalist Rupert Pine, and Brice Kennedy as scruffy hipster Rodney Spinner. The seaweed covered beast (Marty Manglaze in a nifty rubber suit) looks pretty gnarly. Moreover, the standard rules of horror are staunchly adhered to with young folks who smoke pot and make out meeting untimely grisly ends. Better still, we also get several nice musical numbers complete with bikini-clad dancing honeys and a right-on cool soundtrack of funky surf-rock tunes (the insanely catchy'n'groovy theme song in particular seriously smokes). Brett Piper's crisp cinematography boasts lots of neat green-tinted monster POV shots. As a yummy extra plus, the delicious Ms. Smith bares her breasts while doing just what you think with her boyfriend and busty brunette Leslie Culton gets attacked while taking a shower. An immensely fun flick.


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