Revamped (2007) (V)

User Rating:

2.6/10   

Director:

Jeff Rector

Writers:

Antonio Olivas (writer)
Jeff Rector (writer)

Release Date:

2008 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

Successful businessman Richard Clarke is bitten by a vampire and is plunged into the dark world of the supernatural.

Plot Keywords:

Vampire | Stake | Fangs | Dominatrix | Crucifix

Cast

Jeff Rector	...	Richard
Christa Campbell	...	Lexa
Martin Kove	...	Detective Reeger
Billy Drago	...	Vladimus
Fred Williamson	...	Captain Michaels
Tane McClure	...	Lilith
Carel Struycken	...	Mr. Vincent
Alana Curry	...	Mary
Mickey Jones	...	Roadkill
Victor Lundin	...	Professor Van Dyke
Anne Lockhart	...	Celeste
Deron McBee	...	Kahn
Sam J. Jones	...	Jake Hardcastle (as Sam Jones)
Vernon Wells	...	Wes
Jason Carter	...	Nigel

MPAA:

Rated R for violence, some language and sexuality.

Runtime:

90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

V-Line Productions LLC

Soundtrack:

Dark Discovery

Revamped is recycled waste!

This guy Rector must be some horny Beverly Hills business man whose dream it was to make a "great" movie opus. His name pops up numerous times during opening credits. He gave himself credit for doing everything in the movie. I'm surprised it didn't say "Catering by Jeff Rector" or "Janitorial duties by Jeff Rector." This piece of crap movie has a range of washed up B actors, porn stars and bodybuilders. Ray Hollit could never act, but she still looks great even though she's been out of the bodybuilding scene for years.

Jeff Rector must've had a blast making this movie. I can picture these actors hanging on his every word as if he were Orson Wells, (more like Ed Wood, but less interesting.)

The best part of this movie is the DVD cover design. They must've blown their entire budget on it. The design is very well done and it gets 4 stars from me,but I can only give the film 1 very generous star. The cover art was responsible for getting me to rent flick but, boy did I feel duped! Lured in once again by a great DVD cover design. The film is not bad enough to really laugh at--you just sit there and curse this guy Rector, whose seems to be responsible for this large, steaming pile of dung.