- Ryan Stiles: [in "Party Quirks", Ryan's quirk is "the finalists competing in the different rounds of the world's sexiest hillbilly pageant"] My name is Jed, I'm a sagittarius, and in my spare time, I like to help children and sleep with my brother-mother.
- Drew Carey: [after "Party Quirks"] A thousand points to Ryan for that one, y'know, I thought it was gonna be tough, but you made it look so easy.
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: Thousand da- ah, points to everybody...
- Ryan Stiles: You said "dollars".
- [chanting, along with Brad and Wayne]
- Ryan Stiles: You said dollars! Dollars! Dollars!
- [the crowd joins in]
- Drew Carey: All right, all right. Soon you will receive... soon your business managers will receive a check from the Warner Bros. Corporation that will have at least $1,000 in it.
- Wayne Brady: [surprised] Oh!
- Ryan Stiles: That's two shows!
- Drew Carey: Jeesh... a thousand POINTS to all of you.
- Drew Carey: [before "Number of Words"] Now, the trick to this game, and this is what makes it a great rainy gay- day fun game for the kids, is they're only allowed to use...
- Ryan Stiles: [chuckles] It's a rainy gay day, is it?
- Drew Carey: Yeah, for rainy gay days. Uh, a good rainy day fun game for the kids.