[Everyone sees a huge tidal wave]
Ned Flanders: Our G-rated treat tonight is a film from my favorite year... yester.
Homer Simpson: [Marge is watching a home movie of her in Barnacle Bay] I never saw Marge want to go to a place so bad. I will make her dream come true by burning that film to DVD.
[cut to Marge sadly watching the DVD]
Homer Simpson: I never seen her want to go to a place so badly. I will take her there, by downloading it to her iPod.
[cut to Marge sadly looking at her iPod]
Homer Simpson: I'm sorry I couldn't figure out how to download that movie to your iPod, so I'm taking the whole family on a surprise vacation to Barnacle Bay.
Marge Simpson: This used to be my favorite seahorse. I called it Funny Goodfeeling. Someone carved swastikas in your eyes!
Homer Simpson: Don't worry. I'm sure it was some guy full of hate.
Captain McCallister: These seas used to be full of yum fish.
Lisa Simpson: Maybe you overfished them all.
Captain McCallister: Maybe they underspawned.
Lisa Simpson: Maybe you killed them all.
Captain McCallister: Maybe they killed themselves.
Lisa Simpson: Maybe you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Captain McCallister: Maybe you ought to marry Milhouse!
Captain McCallister: That's right. Everyone knows about Milhouse.