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"The Simpsons" The Wife Aquatic (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

[Everyone sees a huge tidal wave]

All: Shiiiiii-pwreck

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Kearney: This movie's not silent. I can hear it sucking.

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Ned Flanders: Our G-rated treat tonight is a film from my favorite year... yester.

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Homer Simpson: [Marge is watching a home movie of her in Barnacle Bay] I never saw Marge want to go to a place so bad. I will make her dream come true by burning that film to DVD.

[cut to Marge sadly watching the DVD]

Homer Simpson: I never seen her want to go to a place so badly. I will take her there, by downloading it to her iPod.

[cut to Marge sadly looking at her iPod]

Homer Simpson: I'm sorry I couldn't figure out how to download that movie to your iPod, so I'm taking the whole family on a surprise vacation to Barnacle Bay.

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Marge Simpson: This used to be my favorite seahorse. I called it Funny Goodfeeling. Someone carved swastikas in your eyes!

Homer Simpson: Don't worry. I'm sure it was some guy full of hate.

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Captain McCallister: These seas used to be full of yum fish.

Lisa Simpson: Maybe you overfished them all.

Captain McCallister: Maybe they underspawned.

Lisa Simpson: Maybe you killed them all.

Captain McCallister: Maybe they killed themselves.

Lisa Simpson: Maybe you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Captain McCallister: Maybe you ought to marry Milhouse!

[Lisa gasps]

Captain McCallister: That's right. Everyone knows about Milhouse.

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Marge Simpson: It's the famous Barnacle Bay fog. There's even a poem about it. "Oh, cotton candy in gossamer light, thy soft gray kiss upon my cheek..."

[Smells the fog]

Marge Simpson: It smells like hiney!

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