Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Hello Robot Chicken. I viewed your recent Gobots sketch with a total lack of mirth and an abundance of extreme displeasure. The folowing is my annotated version of your worthless attempt at humour. Watch and learn jerks!
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [Scooter runs into the bathroom with a nudie mag and some lotion] First of all Gobots do not live in houses. Second of all Gobots do not masturbate if that is indeed what you are implying.
Scooter: Don't come in!
Leader-1: What are you doing in there?
Scooter: DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [sighing] This is NOT a hilarious circumstance. It is both painful and truamatic as anyone who has lived through it will tell you.
Turbo: So... Let me get this straight? You're a helicopter and your name is Cop-Tur?
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Turbo is a good Gobot and Cop-Tur is a Renegade Gobot. They would not be conversing as such. Also Cop-Tur is just his lame American name. When the character was originated in Japan in 1981 Cop-Tur's name was Gyro Robo. I have taken the librety of redubbing this scene. So I hear your name is Gyro Robo? Correct! That is very not lame.
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [Cy-Kill turns into a girl's bycicle] I won't even dignify this scene with my analysis. Robot Chicken has screwed the proverbial pooch while attempting to skewer the vast and magnificent world of the Gobots. Please GO TO HELL!
Mother: Daniel? Come get your supper honey.
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Mom I told my name is Gyro Robo.
Mother: Oh sorry Gyro Robo.
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': There that's more like it.
Man: Hiya Casper! Hey!
[yanking down man's pants]
Jasper The Douchebag Ghost: Someone call UPS there's a little package that needs to be delivered.
Man: Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost?
Jasper The Douchebag Ghost: IDIOT! I'm his brother Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
Singer: Jasper the Douchebag Ghost the douchiest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say...
Jasper The Douchebag Ghost: FUCK YOU! Lick my sack, ya fairy!
Singer: He's so damned rude and so damned crude. Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
Pastor: [Jasper enters the body of a deceased woman] We will all miss Annie. But she has gone to a better place.
[Annie suddenly rises]
Herman: Oh grandma. I knew you weren't dead.
Jasper The Douchebag Ghost: You know Herman you were always my least favorite grandchild.
Jasper The Douchebag Ghost: RETARD!
Singer: [singing] Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
Jasper The Douchebag Ghost: Lick my sack!