Just as Carolyn begins to write a book about the Captain, snoopy Cousin Harriet calls to invite herself over. Since she wants to dig and find something juicy about Carolyn, Daniel encourages it for fun. Harriet concludes that isolation has forced Carolyn to concoct a delusional relationship with the long-dead Captain and must be brought back to reality. Before Harriet can rally the family, Carolyn turns to Claymore for help, who wants liberal mention in her book in return.
—statmanjeff