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Clark: They brought up Ashton, not me.

Michael: Yeah? Well what if I brought up that guy, uh, that guy from American Pie? What's that guy... the curly haired guy.

Clark: I don't know his name.

Clark: [to camera]

Clark: Can we even say names like this? I mean, I don't need another lawsuit right now.

Michael: Oh please, Clark- JASON BIGGS. Sue me, you cocksucker. Earn your first dollar in seven years.

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Clark: When are you coming back?

Michael: NEVER!

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Clark: I'm too legit... to quit smoking.

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Michael: They rested their balls our chins on and brushed our teeth with their dicks!

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Michael: Oh, there's my neighbor Amanda! How are the petunias coming in this year, Amanda?... That's Clark!

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Michael: Did you breast feed her?

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Michael: You're drunk.

Clark: You're ugly!

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Michael: I mean, why should we make a golden necklace to drape around a neck that nobody watches?

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Clark: Mike, I'm gonna stop you, because you have a new lady. Okay? And her name is Hollywood. And her legs are spread so wide that there's room for both of us in there.

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Clark: I call her Lazy Susan.

Michael: Ahhh!

Clark: She hates it. She hates it.

Michael: Is she lazy?

Clark: Her eye... her eye is lazy.

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