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Mabrouk El Mechri
Jean-Claude Van Damme,
Jompa Tormann and his guests and family are brutally gunned down during an engagement party. Sami- and women-hating police officer Sid Wisløff is put on the case. Together with his colleague Unni Formen and Sami guide Peggy Mathilassi, Wisløff tries to find the guilty party, but Jompa Tormann survived and he wants revenge! Written by
WILHELM SCREAM: When the unconscious patient gets shocked with the defibrillator. See more »
In Sid Wisløff's flashback, where he "solves" his first case, turning in his father for moon-shining, Sid is caught drinking the last Coca Cola in the house. The bottle in the film is shown with a paper label. In the 70's, the time of the flashback, Norwegian Coke bottles had the logo painted on the bottles. They did not have paper labels. See more »
I was very reluctant seeing this film cause I expected it to be a piece of s**t film. I was aware that this was a low-budget, comedy/parody movie and that's really not my genera so I was not very eager to see this movie. My friend persuaded me to see it, telling me it was kinda funny. So my expectations were really, really low. But even with my very low expectations I was let down. Releasing this film internationally is just an insult to all intelligent Norwegians, and I would like to apologize to all non-Norwegians seeing this crap, on behalf of Norway. This film does really not represent us. Thank good. Oh and by the way, the only reason this film got one star is because there 0 stars isn't an alternative.
Do yourself a favor, don't waste one minute watching this movie. Unless, maybe if you're from the north of Norway AND drunk.
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