[a drunk Phil has been drinking heavily because his marriage to Kathy has broken down. Phil is talking to Grant when he is interrupted by Kathy
Oh, look who it is... come here, darling and give me a great big cuddle. Isn't she amazing, eh? She's knocking on a bit. She ain't bad. She's what I used to refer to, in my younger days, as an OBG. That stands for oldie but goodie. I can see why you fancied her, Grant. But she's a bit of a disappointment when she gets her kit off. That is when you see ...