Sarah Silverman: Let me tell you a little story about a time I gave up. About ten years ago I got pregnant and everyone around me wanted me to give up and have the baby. And for about eight and a half months I listened to them. Until finally I worked up the courage to walk into that hospital and say "Get this thing out of me." And let me tell you something. Having an abortion is one of the hardest things anyone could ever do. It took hours. I had to physically push the fetus out of me. And when it came out it was crying and covered in this like gooky stuff. I didn't have the money to pay so I crawled out the window and I went home and watched In Living Color because that's what was funny back then. Heather, you have a choice. You can walk away and give birth to a failure that will haunt you the rest of your life or you can go out there and have the abortion of your dreams. So what's it gonna be?
Sarah Silverman: [to Little Sarah] Little Miss Rainbow is the single highest honor any woman without boobs can ever get.
Brian: Yeah, I gotta say this seems like a bad idea.
Sarah Silverman: Says the man who thinks tushies are for penises.
Sarah Silverman: "Tushie".
Sarah Silverman: November 9th, 1942. Peter found some crackers. Mama says we mustn't chew too loud or the Germans may hear. To think we were once Germans ourselves. Well, Hitler's taken our nationality and he's taken our humanity - but he's not gonna take our rhythm!