Well, here we are in a deadly game of Cat and Mouse with The Thing.
Tell me, Sam, why the heck are we doing this again?
It's simple, really! If this so-called "Thing" should somehow find its way into our world, devouring unsuspecting citizens who have no natural fear of frozen entrées, they would surely cause a nation-wide mistrust of pre-manufactured foods of all kinds, forcing producers of over-cooked man-sized portions to go bankrupt! To safeguard American businesses, Max! THAT'S why the ...