Rob Tinkler: Max

Quotes 

• Max : Ow! I got a splinter!

  Sam : Leave it under your pillow and the Splinter Fairy might leave you a nice, shiny 2 X 4!

• Max : I hate to see a grown marionette cry.

  [Max's facial expression and tone of voice change to reflect annoyance] 

  Max : I wish he would stop.

  Sam : Me too, little buddy. But throwing him into the wood chipper might seriously jeopardize our relationship with the sponsor.