Tin Man (2007– )
DG: I'm DG. This is...
Cain: I know, a head-case.
Glitch: I have a proper name... and when I remember it I will tell you.
DG: What's a head-case?
Cain: It's what the state does to re-educate criminals. Remove their brains, and keep them trapped inside their own heads. Ain't that right, convict?
Glitch: Whoa, I ain't no convict!
Glitch: And just in case I am, it was a bogus charge, a frame job, I'm sure of it!
Glitch: [walking over to a piece of furniture] There is something so *familiar* about this...
[takes the sheet off the harp]
Cain: [to Toto after discovering his betrayal] I'd shoot you in the heart if I thought you had one.
Mystic Man: [after DG slaps him] You have most beautiful, brilliant, blue-eyes, but your mother, your mother had lavender.
DG: You do remember!
Cain: [entering tavern to meet the Seeker] I don't like the looks of this place. Why don't you guys wait outside? I'll cut the deal myself.
DG: No, I think we should -
[dwarf shoves his way between the group]
- stick together. I feel very safe with you guys.
Glitch: Really? I don't.
DG: [seeing Glitch hanging from the ceiling] What are you doing...
Glitch: up here? The little ANKLE-BITERS, thought it would be funny to keep me hanging around. Untie me, and I might have the last laugh.
Glitch: Come on doll, if mom and pop really are on the road to central city, you're falling further and further behind.
DG: You know the way?
Glitch: Sure, though, it's kind of hard to give directions from up here. Unless you have a better offer?
DG: [referring to the device stuck in the wooden post] What is it?
Glitch: A TDESPHTL. A tri-dimensional energy stored projected holographic time loop. Nifty little thing... Hey, I think I invented it...
Raw: [about Cain] Brave man... good man... Tin Man...
Glitch: Oh, I might have known you were a Tin Man, with that attitude!
DG: What's a Tin Man?
Glitch: It's what they call police in Central City.
Glitch: Or, at least, I think it is...
Glitch: [to the angry cyborgs] We were just passing through... we were just passing through... we were just passing through...
[Cain hits him and he stops]
Glitch: [about the girl in the mirror] That's Azkadellia. Marbles or not, evil like that you don't forget.
Glitch: You've been sleeping for hours... like a baby with his pacifier.
Cain: I thought you were dead.
Glitch: Ditto. You know, I may have saved you from hypothermia, but um,
[holds up the horse toy]
Glitch: this is what saved your life. It stopped the bullet.
Glitch: Ah, I don't know I can't find him. Either they took him too, or he's dead. Or...
Cain: Maybe he ran away.
Glitch: You know you really should do something about that BITTER cynicism of yours Cain!
Cain: Why? Someone's gotta keep your wide-eyed optimism in check.
Cain: Hey, Glitch?
Cain: I owe you one.
Glitch: [smiles] You know Cain, professional psychiatric help is only a crow's call away these days. I think someone like you with your issues with masculinity, and what we call it the boy scout syndrome...
Glitch: I'm not saying they called me 'Twinkle-toes' but I cut quite a rug... Oh, you can make a face Cain, but here was a time I was a *terrific* dancer. She may have taken my brain, but *rhythm* that comes directly from the...
Cain: [interrupting] Do you have any bright ideas how to get in there?
Glitch: I mean, I don't mind taxing my half a brain for DG, but just *once* I'd like someone to admire me for my *rhythm*. Which, as I was saying before I was so *rudely* interrupted, comes directly from the *soul*.
[Cain gives him the look]
Glitch: You know, Cain, sometimes you make me feel just like those ladies at the dance, like I blend right in with the wallpaper...
Cain: [looking at Longcoats] That's not a bad idea.
Glitch: [surprised] Wanna dance?
Cain: I'll lead, you follow.
Cain: [after taking out several Longcoats] You're a deep well, Glitch.
Glitch: It's all about rhythm.
Azkadellia: Last time 'complications', this time 'problems'?
Man in audience: Mystic Man, answer me this: What is the meaning of life?
Mystic Man: That question is as timeless as the moons. We must seek to serve the forces of the universe in all our humanity, and all our humility.
[Azkadellia's vapors are being sprayed]
Mystic Man: First, we must inhale the magic...
Glitch: This is the man with all the answers?
Mystic Man: ...and HOLD IT, HOLD IT...
Glitch: He's out of his mind, literally!
Mystic Man: ...AND YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE!
Cain: [to Longcoat] Drop it, or I'll blow you into next week.
Azkadellia: Learn to love me, mother. Learn to trust me, and I will give you back your throne. Put the crown upon your head and kneel at your feet. The loyal daughter you always dreamed of.
Lavender Eyes: You're *not* my daughter.
Azkadellia: How could you say such a thing? You made me who I am.
Lavender Eyes: No.
Azkadellia: Tell me where the Emerald is!
Lavender Eyes: Not while there's still a breath in my body!
Demilo: Central City people gather 'round! Antoine Demilo is back in town!
Glitch: [surrounded by Papays] It's almost dinner time!
Cain: [to Toto while crossing the gap in the OZ] If you shape shift, I swear I'll drop ya.
Raw: Papay once peaceful.
Glitch: Yeah? Well now the only 'peace' they're interested in is a *piece* of us!
Toto: The time to leave is now.
Cain: Sorry Pooch, but this is where we part company.
Cain: With the Mobats in the sky and the Longcoats on our trail, I don't have time to figure out what your angle is in all this.
Toto: My 'angle' is her mother sent me to help her.
Cain: And you did. I'd even thank you, if I knew who you were...
Glitch: Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog...
Glitch: thingy... that helped us escape!
DG: [referring to the spinning doll] Am I really doing this?
Glitch: [to Azkadellia about the queen] Show some respect!
Azkadellia: The queen's reign ends today.
Azkadellia: [after killing the former Chief of Police] Zero, you've just been promoted.
Jeb: [to Cain, when he can't find Zero] What did you do?
Azkadellia: Welcome back, little sister. There's no place like the O.Z.
Pop Robot: You had that crazy nightmare again, huh?
DG: In Technicolor.
DG: That's the O.Z. I remember. I'm so glad to be home.