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"30 Rock" Jack Meets Dennis (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Jack: Lemon, what tragedy happened in your life that you insist upon punishing yourself with all this... mediocrity?

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Jack: What is your contingency plan for a crap storm of this magnitude?

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Liz Lemon: Okay, very funny. You bought a pager from Dennis. Will you take it off now, please?

Jack: Oh, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983.

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Tracy Jordan: Did you see this? It's horrible! They're printing libel about me again. Libel, Liz Lemon!

Liz Lemon: Oh..."Normal"! How... dare they?

Tracy Jordan: That's what I'm saying! That's character assassination! That's not normal! It only looks like I'm walking out of a Starbucks, when actually I'm doing the robot going backwards INTO a Starbucks! And I don't even know whose dog that is! Yes, I steal dogs.

Liz Lemon: What is the problem?

Tracy Jordan: I can't be normal. If I'm normal, I'm boring. If I'm boring, I'm not a movie star. If I'm not a movie star, I'm poor! And poor people can't afford to pay back the $75,000 in cash they owe Quincy Jones!

[rest of room just stares, nonplused; Tracy indignantly does the robot backward out the door]

Liz Lemon: Wow. Talkin' to that guy is like lookin' in a mirror, huh?

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Jenna Maroney: How's the sex?

Liz Lemon: Fast and only on Saturdays. It's perfect.

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Liz Lemon: Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?

Pete Hornberger: James Blunt!

Liz Lemon: Ugh.

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Dennis Duffy: Technology is cyclical.

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