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"Robin Hood" The Return of the King (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Marian: [to Robin, as Djaq rushes out of the cave to get herbs] So. "Never lie to a dying man."

Robin Hood: You are not going to die. And I have never lied to you.

Marian: Oh come on. We have never once spoken the truth to each other.

Robin Hood: Now is not the time to argue.

Marian: Do not *tell* me when it is the time to argue!

[Robin chuckles]

Marian: What?

Robin Hood: Well, I do not think there could be *much* wrong with you.

Marian: I am serious! We have never once spoken the truth to each other! For instance, I call you a fool when I mean you are a hero. I criticize your actions and then mimic them myself as the Nightwatchman. I chastise Robin Hood...

Robin Hood: Shh, shh.

Marian: I will not be *shushed*- these might be my last words!

Robin Hood: No, they will not be- they *cannot* be!... Because we should be together! I should never have left you. I should never have gone to war- it was a mistake! You were right. We wanted glory. But believe me, the battlefield is the *last* place you will find it.

Marian: You'd always regret it if you haven't gone.

Robin Hood: But not as much as I regret going. Not as much as I regret losing you. Marian, I should not have gone.

Marian: [fighting tears] Robin...

Djaq: [running back in with the herbs] I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine.

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Robin Hood: [Yelling at Marian] Every time you go out, you get arrested, or stabbed- or *betrothed*!

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Much: [as he fixes breakfast] You think Marian'll want anything to eat?

[to Djaq]

Much: What is it girls eat?

Djaq: [Fiddling with some herbs in a bowl] Special girl's food.

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Djaq: [to Much] Pray to your God... and to mine. She is going to die.

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Marian: I'm a nuisance.

Robin Hood: [smiling] Yes, you are.

Marian: [smiling weakly] You're supposed to say no.

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Djaq: [Looking at Marian's infected wound] My father treated the wounded in the battlefield. He said, "Never lie to a wounded man."

Marian: Or was it "Never lie to a dying man?"

Djaq: [pause] He said that too.

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Much: [as he is applying pressure to Marian's wound, as well as holding his finger in the wound] I'm not doing anything; I'm just pressing, right?

Djaq: Yes. There's not much else we can do. The other physician has the instruments.

Much: [pause] Should I be able to feel a heartbeat?

Djaq: Yes.

[Much looks at her, distraught]

Djaq: [Djaq rushes to Marian, checks her then pounds her chest with her fist]

Much: [Stopping her] What are you doing, what are you doing? You'll hurt her!

Djaq: Trust me, Much! Where she is, she cannot feel a thing!

Much: [Djaq begins repeatedly pounding Marian's chest] Come on, come on, Marian.

Much: [Feeling Marian's pulse in the wound] YES! YES!

Djaq: ALLAH BE PRAISED!

Much: [Throwing his arms in the air] ALLAH BE PRAISED!

Little John: [Raising his arms likewise] ALLAH BE PRAISED!

Much: Well, how did you do that?

Djaq: Put your finger back in! Now!

[Much puts his finger back in the wound]

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Robin Hood: I will expose him as the liar and the traitor that he is- then you will not have to marry him!

Marian: Robin, please do not make this more difficult than it already is!

Robin Hood: But you do not love him!

Marian: [trying to make an excuse] He has qualities!

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Guy of Gisborne: [as he breaks down the door] Time to play, Night Watchman!

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Djaq: I will cut you open. If I can find the damage, I will sew it up.

Marian: And what are my chances?

Djaq: If I do not do this- none. If I do- very little.

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Pitts: [to Robin] What did you think? That Gisborne did not tell me that one day somebody might come asking about his alibi? That we did not have a plan in place for just this occasion?

[sighs]

Pitts: [mockingly] Wish your ride is over?

[walks towards the entrance to the cave, but stops right beside Robin]

Pitts: Your friend is dead.

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Much: Bats. I hate bats. Bats are rats. Rats with wings.

Djaq: No, they're intelligent. Bats make noises you cannot hear.

Allan A Dale: What's the point of that? Noises you can't hear?

Much: What if there was a noise nobody could hear? And then if you were the only person in the world who could hear it. Because I am that person. To see sense where others see nonsense. Just like the bat. I take it back. I like the bat! The bat is my friend. The bat understands me.

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Much: What do girls eat?

Djaq: Special girl's food.

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Marian: I'm a nuisance.

Robin Hood: Yes, you are.

Marian: You're supposed to say no.

Robin Hood: And you should be at home doing your embroidery.

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Robin Hood: [to Marian] We should be together.

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[last lines]

Sheriff of Nottingham: Robin! Robin! Come out, come out, wherever you are.

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Much: Does Marian want an egg or bacon? I don't care who she is, she can't have both.

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