Adrian Monk: [forcefully scrubbing his hands] Anymore soap?
Natalie Teeger: That's it.
Adrian Monk: No, I mean is there anymore soap in San Francisco?
Natalie Teeger: [looking at a photo of a young Randy Disher with a severe acne-covered face] Is that Randy? Oh my God! That is so funny! Not a funny in a haha-way, more a funny in a 'Oh boy this will really embarrass him'-way.
Adrian Monk: [Adrian and Natalie are breaking into a mansion. They have put up a ladder against the wall. Adrian is urging Nathalie to climb up] Hurry! What are you waiting for? Go!
Natalie Teeger: [climbs the ladder and lands on the other side of the wall] Okay. You're next!
Adrian Monk: [feeling the ladder] No, no, it's... eh... it's wobbly. Somebody has to hold it.
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk I can't come back. I'm already over!
Adrian Monk: Well, it's too wobbly! Look! It's all wobbly! I can't climb this! Why is it so wobbly?
[Natalie who is suddenly next to Monk taps him on the arm]
Adrian Monk: How did you do that?
Natalie Teeger: I opened the gate.
Adrian Monk: Good thinking. Ok, hold the ladder.
Natalie Teeger: No Mr. Monk the gate is open!
Adrian Monk: Natalie look. These are the leper's instructions. I've promised him I would follow them to a tee. We nodded on it.
Natalie Teeger: Well, I'm using the gate!
Adrian Monk: Ok, but don't tell the leper.
Adrian Monk: [seeing Julie making fries as a snack] Oh no. No no no no no. No junkfood. I promised your mother.
[takes the plate of fries away from Julie]
Julie Teeger: You promised?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. I *am* the babysitter.
[throws Julie an apple]
Julie Teeger: Uhm. I don't think so! My mom said I was babysitting *you*.
Adrian Monk: [laughs in disbelief] O-oh-kay
Julie Teeger: Are you getting paid?
Adrian Monk: Yeah
Julie Teeger: How much?
Adrian Monk: You know, that is between your mother and me...
[makes move to throw the fries away]
Adrian Monk: ... why, how much are you getting?
Julie Teeger: [smiles] Eight dollars an hour
Adrian Monk: an *hour* ?
[silent for a moment]
Adrian Monk: I guess your the sitter.
[hands the plate to Julie]
Adrian Monk: Enjoy your fries.